Thursday, February 7, 2013

In Which I Was Threatened to be Sued

Charming still doesn't read my blog. When I first started and he said he wasn't going to read it I thought he was being an asshole on purpose. Sometimes he likes to get under my skin...just because. I do the same thing. It's how we roll.

He said he was funnier than me (whatevs) and that he just didn't think he could keep from telling me if he didn't like it or if he thought I should change something. Fair enough. Sometimes I just can't keep myself from telling him that I'm going to lose my shit if he gets one more water glass out and takes it somewhere in the house to sit for days until I go around and collect them all. 

I've decided it's a good thing that he doesn't read it. Gives me a lot more freedom. Ya know?

Last night we were talking when he asked how my blog was doing.

"It's good. I mean there aren't any publishers knocking down my door, but it's fun."

Charming: "Have you written about me lately?"

Me: "I don't know. Probably."

Charming: "Just tell me what you wrote."

Me: "No."

Charming: "Don't make me get all up in your blog."

Me: "Go ahead. Get ALL UP IN IT."

Charming: "I'll sue you. Sue you for...what is it when you sue someone for something they wrote about you?"

Me: "Libel. It's called libel. And here. Let me save you some time. My purse is over there. I'm pretty sure there's some loose change down at the bottom. It's all yours, baby."



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15 comments:

  1. Sweet, happy, funny perfect post. I love it when I don't have to furrow my brow and force myself to decipher/ care about a post. You're good at this.

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  2. Tell him you posted that he has love handles. it would drive him CRAZY!

    Murphy & Stanley
    Online Doods

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    1. Yeah. Drive him crazy and possibly to divorce me. I know where the line is drawn - and when I shouldn't cross it.

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  3. I make my husband read mine for typos, but he doesn't enjoy it. I think he laughed once. Ever. I don't know why I bother forcing him to edit. There is still at least one typo in each post.

    Even if he didn't read it, I wouldn't be able to talk too much shit about him, since his mom and sisters read every day.

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    1. My husband is right that we - no doubt - would end up in an argument if he took part in any way in my blog. He wouldn't be able to stop at critiquing only typos. So, it's really best this way.

      His mom reads mine (I'm not sure how often), but since I talk shit about him to her face, anything she reads on here isn't all that surprising. ;)

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  4. My husband doesn't read mine either. And when he does he gets mad at me so it's probably best that way.

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    1. I imagine mine would get mad if he read it. Well, some of them anyway. So, I haven't pushed the issue.

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  5. Aaron won't read mine either. I'm ok with that because he would be my worst critic... but that in no way stops me from making him take ridiculous pictures of me or making him pose for "the blog" purposes. lol.

    This is some great reading by the way...too funny :)

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    1. Thanks, Brianne! I'm cool with him not reading it. Now I almost forbid it since he's been such a turd about it. It kills him when he knows I wrote about him and won't tell him what it was. Serves him right.

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  6. Too funny, my boyfriend doesn't read my blog either.. I didn't even tell him the name of it just in case.

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  8. I caught my husband reading mine! He accidentally referenced something I had written and I immediately asked, "Did you read my blog?!" He seemed embarrassed about it and said he 'maybe' had read it a few times, because all of his co-workers read it, including his Sgt. & they were talking about it so he went to read it. I was too shocked when he said all his co-workers read my blog to even ask what was being said or what he thought of it!

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