Take that, Katy Perry. You and your table top dancing, skinny dipping, streakin' in the park self got nothin' on my Friday nights.
This past week has been pretty exciting. We went on a family golf outing and I was nothing short of awesome. I'm sure the Golf Channel's delay in contacting me to be on the next Big Break is just because my number is unlisted. I should add "Call the Golf Channel" to my to-do list for next week. As if I keep a to-do list.
Charming got all nostalgic one night talking nonsense and being sad that we weren't going to have any more babies. So of course it got me weepy so I had to write about all the things I loved about that time in my life. And then that night Dimples had a MAJOR melt down about going to bed and I was all, "Yep. Jesus loves me. We're done."
And THEN, as if all of that wasn't enough, I'm in the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Moms contest! I may or may not have peed my pants a little. I'm currently sitting...well, not very high on the list. But to be on there at ALL is just plain awesome. I'm trying not to be annoying by shamelessly plugging for votes, but...PLEASE VOTE FOR ME! You can vote once a day EVERY SINGLE DAY until February 13th. I know I won't win, but I'd love to finish in the top 50. There are a lot of seriously funny chicks on that list and they deserve to be there. So, vote for them, too okay. God, I would be the worst salesman like, ever.
Now down to business. My share for this week is a blog I have just recently stumbled upon. I haven't been reading it for long, but I admit to having stalked her blog just a little because she's so great. Aaaand she's a Texas girl, so she gets an extra 100 points right off the bat. Her name is Karen and she writes Your Daily Dose of Damn. In the short time we've "known" each other, we have discovered an alarming number of similarities between us and it's kind of creeping us out. Except she appears to be blonde, so at least there's that. Because, you know, I'm not blonde.
So go on now. Check her out!
Okay, just one more plea for your vote! CLICK HERE!