Me: "You know I'm thinking about starting a blog."
Me: "Well, what do you think about that?"
Charming: "I'm not going to read it."
Me: "Huh?!? Why not?"
Charming: "What if I don't think it's funny? I probably won't. I'm funnier than you. You'll just get mad if I don't think it's funny."
Me: "Don't be an asshole. And you're NOT funnier than me. Besides, you don't have a blog."
Me: "You better read it. And you better check yourself. Now that I'll have a blog, when you piss me off I can spread that shit all over the internet."
Charming: "Okay, I'll read it."
Me: "You're right you'll read it. And then you'll get out your pom-poms and cheer me on like Richard effing Simmons."
**Update: 5 months in, and he STILL doesn't read it. Asshat.**
Do YOU think he should read it? Click here. Not that it will change anything, I just couldn't think of anything else to say. But, seriously. Click it. Please?